|Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton|
Why wasn't Bill buying Monica's groceries years ago? I'm surprised he never paid her off after the whole thing 'blew' over. Now she's broke and writing a 'memoir' of their time together and I'm sure she's got some cute anecdotes to share. I can't wait to read it, although I hope it's written by an expert who knows what to do with all the juicy bits. But truly, wouldn't a book about his drug trafficking and dirty dealings out of Arkansas have made for better reading?
This is what will happen - Bill will secretly meet with Monica (no, not for sex this time!) and talk her out of writing the book by making a quiet donation to her bank account and Monica will forget she ever had the idea of writing a book about him splooging all over her blue dress. It's about time she got to the book, but what was he thinking that he didn't pay her off years ago!