Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Biggest Hips in the World


Fat As A Source of Income

I am going to start eating and eating and eating until I am 600 pounds, like this woman:

fattest woman in the world eating food with her husband

and if I'm lucky (bonus!) my hips will turn into something like this:

woman with biggest hips in the world dancing

Then, I will create my own website and paypal account and I'll charge men money to watch me eat chocolate cakes, gobble down pizzas and guzzle magnums of coke as I sit naked watching television in my bedroom. I might go kinky on other days with stretch pants and a tank top.