Is the Pope gay? That's like asking do pencils contain graphite.
Let's see. Old dudes dancing around the Vatican with no underwear, in red dresses, plotting their next orgy with under-aged boys. To think that this corrupt institution has fooled people into believing that they are God's spiritual representative and caretaker is laughable, if it weren't so sad. It just buggers er....belief. I'm sure there were some popes who were honest and wanted to do a little good for the peons along the way, but there's no doubt that at this time the Vatican will try to keep its stained petticoats over all the dirty stories coming out of the frescoes.
The Vatican lies are now being exposed. Send a prayer to God for innocent choirboys all over the world who have been victims of the Roman Catholic Church.
At this point, I'd like to nominate Mr. Bean as Pope.