Rush To Toilet Paper

A pandemic is upon us. As a result, governments are telling us to isolate, or self-quarantine; bars, restaurants, libraries and schools are shuttered and all sporting events have, for the most part, been suspended. Borders are closed, planes are grounded, ferries cut back and cruise ships abandoned. At hospitals around the globe, the wheat is being separated from the chaff. If you're over 70 and admitted for flu-like symptoms, you may get overlooked for those on the younger side of the life spectrum and it's down to luck, not medicine, as to your survival.

People are rushing out to shopping centers and grocery stores all over the world in order to stock up and be prepared for the coming storm.The result of this mass hysteria, which usually breaks out among the herds at the first sign of any contagion, be it at a sporting event or a clearance sale, is all sense of common decency and congeniality has taken flight, as demonstrated in the outrageous disputes breaking out amidst the mad grab for what will help us in our life and death struggle against this viral outbreak - toilet paper!

The holocaustal rush on paper goods, as currently seen, has possibly demonstrated that when confronted with a crisis we reach for our nearest comfort toy, in this case, toilet paper. This stampede is reminiscent, albeit on a smaller scale, of the two deaths that occurred years ago on a Christmas Eve in Chicago. While shoppers were fighting over the last remaining Cabbage Patch dolls on the shelf at Walmart, two people were shot. And so, Americans are staying true to form and stocking up on what they know best - guns and ammunition - in order to ward off the bands of marauding looters and dirty-assed bandits who didn't have the foresight to stock up on toilet paper and sanitary wipes while supplies were still available and may have the impetuosity to brave the gunfire and break through to a warehouse of personal supplies.   

Meanwhile, the slower death to the end of the world continues.......but we're not too concerned about this catastrophe - yet.

From One Rapist to Another (Bill Cosby on Harvey Weinstein)

Bill Cosby, the most maniacally conceited, loathsome individual on the planet, is back in the news (no he didn't drug and rape anyone while imprisoned) for his comments on the verdict in the Harvey Weinstein case. For those who don't know, Harvey Weinstein is the ex-Hollywood mogul who was convicted of the rape and sexual assault of two women and who is awaiting his sentencing on March 11th. If he doesn't remain in the hospital with a pretend heart attack, which he 'suffered' when he was put in handcuffs, he will await his sentence at Riker's Island, a holding tank filled with like-minded criminals, where he won't be editing scripts with Bill Cosby.
  

America's rapist Dad, who is doing 5 to 10 years for his own rape conviction, has found it necessary to comment on the guilty verdict befitting Harvey Weinstein. According to Bill's publicist (yes, he still has people working for him), Cosby believes that Harvey Weinstein didn't have a fair trial because the jurors weren't sequestered, therefore, had access to the extensive media coverage surrounding the case and the 'sentiments of public opinion.' Also, to Cosby's indignation, the judge forced the jurors to come up with a verdict even after they were hung on a few points. But Cosby's main complaint is that men, especially wealthy, famous men, will have nowhere to go to find impartiality and justice. So. Sad. He goes further to say that 'if the #metoo movement isn't just about Becky (white women), I would challenge at #metoo and ask them to go back 400+ years and tarnish the names of those oppressors that raped slaves. This is a very sad day in the American Judicial System.'  Message to Bill Cosby:  You would more than likely have raped the slaves, too.

Yes, I agree there should be justice. Bill Cosby should have his upper and lower dental bridges removed and his gums glued together with Gorilla Heavy Duty Construction Adhesive. Then, he should be shot out of a water cannon head first into a brick wall at 30mph right into his C6 section. Perhaps that will dial down all the intellectual guidance he's imparting to his gullible cellmates. Certainly then Lookaway Camille will find the empathy to visit her husband in jail because she hasn't been to visit his sorry ass yet.