At some point during the night when I lived in Taiwan, I would lie on the couch and watch a show on television. The remote was usually found on the coffee table within reach of my arm on the couch, or if not on the coffee table, a table nearby, or the loveseat beside the couch, or if I looked up, on the window sill. The clicker had yet to discover its place.
One night, I spread out on the couch after a long day and reached for the clicker but my hand didn't find it, nor did I notice it on the coffee table when I gave it the once-over. My eyeballs flickered around the room and scanned the kitchen table as I stood to check the couch, where it probably fell behind the cushions. I pushed the coffee table aside with the back of my knees and searched behide, between, and under, all the cushions on the couch.
I knelt on the tiled floor on grizzled knees and looked under the couch to see only a gritty floor consumed by hairy dustballs rolling away in all directions. I tore the loveseat apart. I went to my bedroom. I looked beside my bed, under my bed and on the table beside my bed and scanned the top of my dresser; the drawers were rifled and the cupboard upended.
I returned to the kitchen and ran my hand down the counter, opening and slamming cupboard doors. Nothing on the bookshelf in the corner. I turned on the overhead light in the spare room. Of course it's not here, ya dumb-ass. I returned to the living room and turned on the television without the clicker. CNN. I flicked it off.
Dejected, I went outside to the washing machine to search the balcony and the junk left on it, somebody else's junk, not mine. Deflated, I returned to the living room.
I fell to the couch. My wobbly head and lifeless eyes drifted to a blank television screen across the room where I saw my reflection, a reflection smothered in exasperation and frustration. I dragged the coffee table towards me, cursing. Then froze. WHAT THE HELL!
The clicker, right in front of me lying on the coffee table. How the hell did I miss that? As I stared, it took on a life of its own and I could swear it was laughing at me. This is a movie! A sinister object plots to destroy the mind of its owner by popping up indiscriminately from room to room.
It was there the whole time. Or was it? I had doubt, that's how spooked I was after I had searched the room five times over and tore the place inside out. Lesson learned: slow your blood down and open your eyes.
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